Tumblr Mouse Cursors
the town was paper,
but the memories were not
newyorkcitysoul:

Rly
  • person: i like you
  • me: why
  • Me: Mom?
  • Mom:
  • Me: Mom??
  • Mom:
  • Me: Mom?????
  • Mom:
  • Me: MOM?????????????
  • Mom: WHATTTTTTTT?
  • Me: Nothing.
  • alphascum:

ellyvator:

assbutttts:

partyocelot:

what the shit
Now you know, dogs drink with the bottom of their tongues.

jesus 

I’ve had dogs my whole life and never knew this!!!!!

I’m too drunk to understand this
    bloggingwallflower:

what a perfect view

    carryonmywincestson:

    school has just taught me so many helpful life lessons

    like i don’t know what a mortgage is or how it works or what a tax refund is and how you even do taxes

    but i know how to graph an imaginary number on a coordinate plane 

    (Source: apainforpayne, via hate)